Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't even remember what he wrote about.
Keywords: adult-animation , adult-humor , best-friend , censorship , colorado , controversial , elementary-school , group-of-friends , hilarious , irreverent , offensive , parody , satire , sitcom , social-satire , absurd , watch-series-online , amused , joyous