The annual teachers-versus-deejays roller hockey game is coming, and there's a good chance the students will get to see Mr. DeMartino die of an aneurysm during the game—but Daria's going to miss it because she's been grounded by her parents.
Keywords: absurd , compassionate , friendship , high-school , high-school-student , misanthrophy , sarcasm , sarcastic , satire , school , teenage-girl